Mitsch, Werner

All misery in this world comes from wrongly distributed money

Show-offs are language giants hiding thinkers

Mountains of butter are the result of milkmaid bills

The only real thing about some people is their duplicity

The symbol of the affluent society is the throwing hand gesture

Democracy: Nobody cares. And everyone is allowed to say what they think

Attack is the second best defense

English humor is fun. German humor serves the purpose of amusement

A person's content is often in stark contrast to his scope

The manager is the crown of exhaustion

Man invented the atomic bomb. No mouse in the world would think of constructing a mousetrap

The ridicule is the VAT of Schadenfreude

The mnemonic is the ideal connection between two memory gaps

A theoretician is a person who practically only thinks

There are three types of advertising: loud, loud and unfair

Money is an argument. And often not even the worst

Monetary gifts are unimaginative. Especially small

Luck is the most pleasant kind of chance