Lembke, Robert
Disarmament is like a party. Everyone wants to be last
Despite all the statistics, the most dangerous kitchen utensil is the corkscrew
Glasses: Curiosity triumphs over vanity
Christians are only allowed to marry one woman. This is called monotonyTelevision is a device that brings into our homes films that we didn't go to the cinema to see
The IRS has turned more men into liars than marriageThe fastest way to get money to the devil is to meet an angel
The main problem for an atheist starts when he's lying in a coffin, well dressed, and he doesn't know where to goJust because parrots can talk doesn't make them human-like. You have to learn to lie first
The difference between radio and television: radio catches the ear, television catches the eye
The biggest danger on the road are cars that drive faster than their driver can thinkHell is a place where the English cook, the Italians direct traffic and the Germans make TV entertainment programs
Kisses transmit viruses that reduce resistance
Honesty is the best. Who has so much time
A consolation for sinners: There is no television in heaven. In Hell I'm Not So Sure
One of the main disadvantages of some books is that the distance between the front cover and the back cover is too large
There are high positions that are most easily reached in a stoop
There are psychologists who work in a short white jacket - behind a bar
Drive like the devil and you'll meet him soon
The half-educated are people who don't understand anything about more and more things