Kat-Ken

Kaye, Danny (Daniel David Sominski)

Even stupid people sometimes have clever ideas. He just doesn't notice

Berolinum - orbi lumen (Berlin - light for the world)

A comedian is someone who takes nothing seriously but himself

Today a marriage is already happy if one postpones the divorce three times

Air pirates are passengers who charter planes en route

One should only marry beautiful women. Otherwise there is no chance of getting rid of them

One must discuss with vegetarians as soon as they have inherited a sausage factory

Schlager singers are young men who are no longer singers when the power goes out

Certainly some millionaires owe their success to their wives. But most owe their wives to success

If you consider that money loses five percent of its value every year, you can say: money evaporates in twenty years

Kaysersberg, Johannes Geiler von There lies the rub

[German theologian and popular preacher]