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Emancipation is only really achieved when an incompetent woman sits in high office

First class men hire first class men, but second class men only hire third class

Expectations for the year 2000? I hope my toaster will still work

There's no point in turning off the lights when you have stage fright

There are people who search so intensely for the meaning of life that they forget to give their life meaning

There are two types of people:Those who throw banana peels on the ground and those who pick them up

There are two rules for success in life: 1 Never tell people everything you know

It is better to be the lover than the husband because it is possible for the lover to send the wife home when he is tired

There is so much imperfection in this world. Why, for example, does Swiss cheese have holes while Limburger is in such dire need of ventilation?

Flying Gas Cucumber (Zeppelin)

Shotgun Woman (Soldier)

Woman: the only mousetrap that runs after the mouse

Women are also interested in simple things - for example in men

Women: the wood shavings in life's glass box

Friendship between two women: usually only the conspiracy against a third

Friendship: a ship big enough to carry two in good weather, but only one in bad weather

I used to be vain. Today I Know I'm Beautiful