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When you need it most

If you wake up in the morning already crumpled, you have the whole day to develop

Making your emotional well-being dependent on someone else is like endlessly riding a roller coaster

If elections made a difference, they would have been banned long ago

Anyone who blames other people for their failures must also blame others for their successes

Stopping advertising to save money is like stopping the clock to save time

Anyone who thinks they are something has stopped becoming something

He who is always right becomes very lonely

Anyone who keeps order is just too lazy to search

Anyone who thinks he is up to any task is usually not suitable for any

Anyone who puts on make-up makes a virtue out of necessity

If you live on hope, at least you don't get fat

If you really want to be successful, you create your own

Whoever shoots first, dies second

Whiskey is a tried and tested means of improving the taste of water

Whiskey Not Before Sunset

busybodies are people who never do anything important

You can tell how old a man is by whether he takes two steps or two pills at a time