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Mortar Count (Richard Lugner)

Mother Russia

It takes the wool of ten sheep to clothe a soldier, and the hides of twenty taxpayers to keep him

You can't win a war any more than you can win an earthquake

You can get angry all day, but you are not obliged to do so

Manager: the man who knows exactly what he cannot do and who is looking for the right people

Some who want to be smarter give in until they're stupid

Some marriages are anti-fairytales. Here the prince becomes a frog

Sometimes a kiss really is just lip service

Manhattan Project (nuclear weapon)

Male: Creature who buys football tickets three months in advance and waits until Christmas Eve to do their Christmas shopping

Men treat women like candy wrappers: show up, eat and throw away

Men can only be taken seriously when drunk

Men are like car tires: always inflated, always ready to run over, and profileless

Men are like a new piece of clothing: it makes you feel good for a moment, but you don't really need it

Men are like washing machines: when you turn them on, they spin

Men and matches have in common that when they catch fire, they quickly lose their heads