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These are the ones who are always wrong - in the beginning
The Game of Kings (Polo)
The gateway to the world (Hamburg)
The misfortune of the world is that the foolish are quite sure of themselves, while the clever always doubt themselves
The White Roof of Africa (Kilimanjaro)Democracy: an institution that allows people to freely choose who is to blame for everything
The Old One from the Rhine (Konrad Adenauer)
There is one good thing about nuclear war: it ends the arms race
The best way to achieve your dreams is to wake up
Lightning is said to never strike the same spot twice - unless you forgot to renew your insurance
The computer can do everything, but nothing else
The Iron Chancellor (Otto von Bismarck)
The English invented sport, the German invented physical exercise
The Garden of France (Loire Valley)
The Garden of Portugal (Algarve)
The sky is so gray because everything blue has already been lied down