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The world hasn't gotten worse. Only the intelligence services got better

The most effective form of specification is the understatement

The tenth muse (cabaret)

Diplomats in Tracksuits (Sports Official)

Doppelkorn is liquid with two bluing agents

Dr Jackett & Mrs Dress (Textile Shop)

Three hairs in the soup is relatively a lot, three hairs on the head relatively little

Three quarters: nothing half and nothing whole

You're ready for anything, but good for nothing

Scent of the Gods (Perfume)

Marriage: the mutual tenderness of two whetstones

Marriage: a connection that some did not say no to in time

Wives often talk to themselves because it's the only way they have an intelligent conversationalist

A boss is a person like everyone else He just doesn't know

An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less until he knows everything about nothing