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On the Alm, there's no sin!

There are 40,000,000 laws around the world - just so you can obey the 10 Commandments

Standing on your own feet and lying in the arms of others, that is the art of emancipation

The computer will soon be our most important organ

Soon there will be more guns than fields of corn. Then where to put the guns?

Barricade Tauber (Ernst Busch)

If the toilet paper is used on both sides, the profit is obvious

Closing your eyes while kissing is completely useless, because at some point your eyes will open

Almost every woman would like to be faithful, but it is difficult to find a man who is worth it

Advisor: A man who knows 49 love positions but not a single girl

Profession with a future: Data carriers

Concrete gold (real estate)

Preserving Seeing (Photography)

Relationships only hurt those who don't have them

Big Blue (IBM)

Brown Gold (Cocoa)