Student wisdom

Everyone talks about school - but nobody does anything about it

Architecture is everything that doesn't fall over

Australia is famous for its jumping kangaroos. They have a pocket under their belly to hide in in case of danger

The annoying thing about posthumous fame is that you only get something from it after you die

The skeleton is a person who shows their insides and whose outside has been lost A skeleton needs to be dusted every week

The moon is inhabited because there is light

The rain is due to atmospheric punctures

The whale isn't one at all because it's a mammal and you don't know where to put it. It differs from real fish in its unwieldy size

The sugar is a white substance that gives the coffee a bad taste if you forget to put it

The feet are the organs of communication. If you walk too much, the soles of your feet hurt. You have to wash your feet frequently because of the feeling of shame

The cat is an animal surrounded by hair It has four legs, two in front for running and two behind for braking It starts with the head and ends with the tail that comes behind the body

The louse has ridges under its feet so you don't hear it when you walk

The snail is male and female at the same time; but she has none of it

Gravity was invented by Isaac Newton You notice it especially in autumn when the leaves fall from the trees

An octagon is a type of quadrilateral with eight sides

A plain is a flattened mountain

It turned out that the difference between man and woman is not as big as originally assumed. That is why it was completely abolished by the Basic Law

Buy yourself a little louse and school's over!