Keo-Koc

Kishon, Ephraim The biggest mystery of the English is why they don't emigrate

[Israeli writer]

Man makes even the deserts bloom. The only desert that still offers him resistance is in his head

Experience teaches that the most effective alarm systems are installed immediately after the break-in

A sure sign of a man's age is when he forgets to zip his fly. But the real problems come when he forgets to open it I don't believe that modern art is a trick, I know it

A good marriage encourages sideline hobbies. A bad marriage even more

I'm at an age when you should confess the sins of youth before you forget them

Veterinary medicine is the only field in medicine that allows the doctor to eat his patients

Kissinger, Heinz Alfred (Henry)

[American politician of German descent]

The most powerful aphrodisiac

Communism only finds support where it does not rule

The memoirs are the pensioners' time bombs

I believe that the most likely outcome in Russia - whoever wins in the end - will be an authoritarian regime or a government governed by decrees

Squash: A sauna where you have to run a lot

Washington is a city that thrives on building and destroying reputations

What phone number does Europe have?

We didn't want this policy

Kitcher, Phillip

[American philosopher]

It will never be possible to create the exact likeness of a human being by cloning

Kjellerup, Christian